There are two unholy trinities at Kenya Re. Today we will focus on cohort 1. But before we do so, let us make an important disclaimer. We, the authors of the counterpoise narrative about Kenya Re are insiders who are in the know of what is exactly cutting at the corporation and by no means are we anyone’s toadies.
Our concern is informed purely by the need to disabuse the misinformation and disinformation being bandied around willy-nilly by biased revisionists and a clique of colleagues buoyed by malice and ethnic bigotry. No one should be deceived that Dr Wachinga is a saint nor should we lie that he doesn’t have his own flaws just like the rest of us.
In fact, we wish he wasn’t as uncompromising as he is for starters, but give it to him the fellow has a good cranium. Besides—and most importantly—he has Kenya Re at heart unlike some salamanders among us who in truth are mere joyriders suffering delusions of grandeur on account of ethnic extraction.
Enough of that! Let us telescope Set 1 of Kenya Re’s unholy trinity and expose what we are really dealing with to Kenyans. First off, there is an aging and caustic hellcat who right from the day Wachinga got appointed to his current position hit the corridors promising every staff member who cared to listen that she has powers to remove that “ka-mtu” within a month.
When this didn’t come to pass the Grand Marabou Stork embarked on a massive and passionate campaign to tarnish the CEO’s name within and outside Kenya Re. We have been there and have seen how this has panned out over the months and can say with no equivocation whatsoever that the CEO, whether he is fully aware or not, has been a piece of prey for this relentless and entitled Delilah of Kenya Re.
This brazen bimbo went on to even engage media houses and bloggers in her capacity as the then Corporate Communications Manager to malign the CEO in an unprecedented but overly deranged frenzy. Then the management was forced to reallocate her to other roles.
This did not sit well with her. She therefore intensified her evil schemes and has since been paying one of Kenya’s most insolent bloggers for hire to consistently malign Wachinga.
Word out there is that the grand Marabou Stork of Kenya Re is a practicing devil-worshipper and a shameless groupie who used to hang around sacred circles of the immediate past regime’s inner circles. It is an open secret that it is in frequenting those hallowed circles that she became the second violin to her late husband.
As far as we (insiders) know, this creature of the night is a closet criminal who should be investigated for killing her late husband on suspicions of adultery. Who doesn’t know how she looted millions from Kenya Re in ghost and undelivered disability assistive devices? Imagine stealing from the disabled! Some of our colleagues shocked us recently when they openly accused the she-wolf of sneaking witchcraft paraphernalia into Kenya Re premises! Now, who does that!
At some point last month, we have it on record that she colluded with mechanics at some well known car dealer—in cahoots with a former bodyguard—to eliminate the CEO by deliberately tampering with the back left wheel of the boss’s official vehicle during routine service.
Even more ignoble, our barefaced wench has zero qualms sharing multiple vulgar Lotharios with her mature daughters. It is time this menopausal woman of ill repute wore some modicum of shame! Enough is enough! Number two in the trinity is the ex-girlfriend of former CEO who murdered her husband immediately after building a state-of-the-art home with funds looted from Kenya Re.
Internally, we call her Madam 10% for her consistent demand for 10% of all tender sums from suppliers. She has looted Kenya Re for over three straight decades and acquired homes in Nairobi, Kericho, London, Canada (where she plans to retire by the way or so we hear from her acolytes) and Australia.
On this one, we doubt the hapless CEO has any inkling! When we say the CEO is naïve, just know we know what we are talking about! For years, when this porcupine’s husband was still alive, she pretended to openly fight the former CEO while at the same time warming his bed and lining his pockets with big dough.
Her bitterness with our CEO arose after she was transferred from the procurement corner where openly looted in broad daylight. The Porcupine-in-Chief a.k.a Madam 10% is still stealing through procurement deals since the current Procurement Manager is a clueless and indecisive woman who relies on Madam 10% before she acts.
The CEO should wake up and smell the coffee! The Grand Porcupine likes them young and supple and has not spared her own nephew—one of our own in the International Facultative Unit—in her horizontal escapades. Our investigative agencies should ask Madam 10% to give a full account of what she has fleeced from Kenya Re over the last 33 years.
Third in the unholy trinity is yours truly, the geezer himself and former CEO. We watched as the big boss mistreated our current boss with utter disdain for close to 10 years for reasons we have never known to this day. Could the bulldozer Khat-land sniff that one day—just one day!—the current would occupy Kenya Re’s ultimate corner office? We recall the former always picking on the current for public demeaning with endless tirades during management meetings.
To our amazement the current remained calm and respectful, never once responding to the attacks. We were not surprised therefore when the former rushed to court when he learnt of Wachinga’s appointment one year after his retirement. This extreme sadist was not content to leave the poor fellow alone even after extending his term of office irregularly by 3 years against the ten-year maximum limit.
We can state it without any fear of contradiction that the former seemed overly obsessed with the current perhaps for fear of his pile of ills at Kenya Re getting exposed some day.
Not to lose sight of issues, our investigative agencies should unravel how former Kenya Re Kahuna siphoned billions of shillings via Milimo & Milimo Associates, Chapter Valuers, Limitless Insurance Broking (India), Levites and Levitts (run by his lady former classmate at Kabete Campus).
As if there is no rule of law in this country, the former is now happily building mansions in Runda thanks to the gunias of loot he carted away from Kenya RE. If our current CEO does not use this information to redeem himself then he is condemned to perpetual slumber-land! Tomorrow, we bring you the final edition of this series – Kenya Re’s Unholy Trinity Cohort 2. Na bado!
